Grandi Cinque's Karma - The Eurovision Big Five Parody Song
The Lyrics:
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Ever since the new millennium
Infamous Y2K
We are the fallen kings
We are the privileged of May
Sweden wants to be one of us
For that you have to pay
It’s not a special treatment
Just profitability
Big 5 is what we are or last placers anonymous
Lord Webber, write a song for us
Not just for the UK
Only you can save the day
AAA directly we’re at the grand finale
Spain was the best
When Ruth Lorenzo got wet
Dancing In The Rain
Lena’s the only winner
Patricia had to struggle
Raphael lost to the land of fire (Fire!)
France got its act together
But Molly was a shocker
This year we’ll reach nirvana
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Say farewell to nul points
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Conchita posing for Chanel
Jamie-Lee for Pokémon
The jury or the televote
Italy never wins both
Fans are harsh on us on the Web
But we’re not the only mess
Look what happened to Statements
AAA how did we get it all wrong
About the sex appeal
Edurne’s dress got ripped away
Instead of her dancer’s pants
Lena’s the only winner
Even Blue had to struggle
No one wanted to touch Javine’s fire (Fire!)
France got its act together
But Molly was a shocker
They should bring back Katrina
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Arrivederci nul points
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Waiting for points in the green room
Cheering to the camera
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Next year we’ll be in Verona!
Say yay yay yay! (Allez!)
Lena’s the only winner
Bonnie had to struggle
Where there is black smoke there is a fire (Fire!)
France got its act together
We do it for our lover
Let’s take this to Italia
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
We may still get the nul points
Grandi Cinque’s Karma
The Credits:
Lyrics & Vocals: Fatih Melek / fatih@fatihmelek.net
Vocal Recording & Back Vocals: Oğuz Çetiner
Editing: Mert Yarbaoğlu /
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